Being a cyclops can have it’s own issues. As you can see by the attached picture, I’ve been a cyclops for quite some time. Here are a few of the challenges that I have on a day to day basis:
- Lacking Depth Perception - Playing 3D games can be somewhat problematic, as can reaching the mouse on the other side of the table
- Diminished Mental Capacity - Is quite difficult to lean things good when you have brain the size of pea. As you can see, the space inside head which is not taken up by big eye not very big.
- Crazy People Hunt You - How many computer games has killing a poor cyclops resulted in l337 gearz?
Of course, there are good things about being a cyclops as well:
- Spell Reflection - Shiny bald spot on head reflects most spells back at their caster
- Natural Defenses - Too many people try to headbut very pointy head.. they fall down